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THE BRING ME BACK BRIGADE

I prefer to keep my vacation plans top secret because of the scores of clueless people I know. Not only because of the hot messes who want to come along with me but also the damned babies who act four years old and want me to shop for things. I refer to them as the "bring me back brigade" . What the hell is wrong with you people? WHY would ANYONE want to go bargain hunting for your requested items and shame on you for asking? Are you a child? Have some dignity. Everything you want and everything I've been asked for in the past is findable online or in any metro city.  Why I'm seeing red 😡 is because some nitwit we'll call Nitty (who I specifically told two weeks ago) "Do not tell a soul I'm going there." does exactly that via a post. After I post a reply on Candace's comment who's also going to the same place (but before me), "have a blast," Nitty then posts, "I hope you and Hellcat, take a ton of pictures when you're the
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Taking a vacation with Adrian Monk

Today a man I know, gets off the phone after bickering with his wife, looks at me and says, "Stay single. The minute you get married or move in with someone, you'll be pissed off about something every day." I told him, "My being single has its challenges. I still have to put up with friends and relatives who insist that we take a vacation together. We're talking about people who are either very persnickety or have health problems. I know a person who's a penny pincher. I mean, it's a condition that's so bad it pains this individual to spend more than seventeen dollars on anything. There's one who has back problems, one with foot problems, and another who can't take the heat because it triggers migraines. Then there's the one who can't sit in a theater if there's someone sitting behind her and another who can only sit in the very last row. And lastly, the cousin who complains at the last second, the menu at the restaurant we're

Bossy Fishers

Dear bossy pants people, you are killing me. You people still sporting the stay-at-home frame on Facebook. Some of you "got a grip" and "SOME" of you are raving and acting high and mighty, insisting everyone is vaccinated, spouting your facts about the vaccine and the daily stats. The only problem with "SOME" of you is that you've become an insensitive and thoughtless ass. In your infinite wisdom you've been acting like a bully who demands to know if every person you encounter has been vaccinated, so you can verbally stone them with your fellow townspeople when you find that one who says, "no." Little do you know that some of these people who haven't been vaccinated had Covid-19, have blood clots, and can't have the vaccine as per their doctor's orders. I also know a person with an allergy to polyethylene glycol and propylene glycol. You'd only know that if they told you. But these people don't owe you an explanation.

THE CORONA POLICE

Talk about ball busters. The Covid-19 squad from the school of Vladimir Lenin has been up my culo since spring of 2020. I try to live my best life because (well...it's short) and the harpies came out of the woodwork to make sure I knew about of their displeasure. My living life the way I choose is the source of their misplaced anger. Think about that for a second. People I see less than once a year were crying about me taking unnecessary risks putting their lives in jeopardy. HUH? I don't even see you! How the hell am I putting YOUR life at risk, you psychopath? Secondly, I don't need your approval. Now, with great pleasure, I can tell you all that I went outside without a mask every single day since the beginning. I went to restaurants that were open on the DL (speakeasy style), had my hair done several times, went to Lolapallozza, had spa pedicures, went on public transportation, traveled by plane, and plan to travel more. I kept quiet so you'd keep your pie hole

My All Time Favourite Flix

MY FAVOURITE FLIX: About A Boy A Hard Days Night Air Force One All of Me Amistad A Perfect Murder Amadeus Amelie America's Sweethearts The Apostle As Good As It Gets Austin Powers International Man of Mystery Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me Babel Bachelor Party Backdraft Back To The Future Back To The Future II Back To The Future III Basquiat Behind Enemy Lines Beyond Rangoon The Birds Body Heat Bourne Identity Bourne Supremacy The Boys From Brazil The Breakfast Club The Bridge of San Luis Rey Bridget Jones Diary Bridget Jones and the Edge of Reason Casablanca Chances Are Chasing Amy Chocolat Clerks The Commitments Cool Runnings The Closet AKA Le Placard Crash Dead Again Dead Zone Die Hard Don Juan DeMarco Double Jeopardy (1999) Edward Scissorhands End of Days Enemy of The State Eraser Falcon And The Snowman Fame Fast Times At Ridgemont High Ferris Bueller's Day Off Fifth Element Fire in the Sky Th